Califia is a light skinned or redbone girl. She is the literal embodiment of a crack head. You can also refer to a Califia as a 'lil squirter' because her pussy squirts more than a water gun. The easiest way to get a Califia wet is to give her pasta , it will make her cream her pants. Lastly to go along with her super soaker cooch she is one horny mf. Legend says a Califia will beat her meat 10 times a day using her 20 different toys. She's also mutli layered somehow being a real ass half breed nigga and a big baby at the same time.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.