Califia

Califia is a light skinned or redbone girl. She is the literal embodiment of a crack head. You can also refer to a Califia as a 'lil squirter' because her pussy squirts more than a water gun. The easiest way to get a Califia wet is to give her pasta , it will make her cream her pants. Lastly to go along with her super soaker cooch she is one horny mf. Legend says a Califia will beat her meat 10 times a day using her 20 different toys. She's also mutli layered somehow being a real ass half breed nigga and a big baby at the same time.

Damnnnnn that Califia is fine asf.

by Tugga17 April 24, 2022

Califaker

A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.

I hate that douche, he is the biggest Califaker.

by d-licious January 21, 2008

Califas

Nikcname for the state of California used by the hispanic community especially Southern California

I am from Southern Califas and proud of it!!!!!

by Califas Latina August 28, 2005

Califag

Someone whose personal politics are radically left-wing, so much that they are blinded to ever reason with or compromise with any conservative viewpoint. Despite the actual word itself, it does not actually imply homosexuality or California residency.

"Did you see the presidents talk on TV last night?"
"Yeah, we need to get those Califags out of office..."

by thecritic3 September 22, 2011

Califaz

A nice, lil stylish / fancy slang way of saying California.

Let's go chill at my penthouse suite down in Tahoe, Califaz.

by Charmouche January 25, 2017

Calizian

A person or group of people that pronounce things in such different ways, that people do not understand, not like British or Australian.

You talk like Calizians africans

by Proudcalizian December 11, 2014

Calafia

The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.

"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"

by Calafia June 5, 2005