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Someone whom you are carrying a conversation with via text and all of the sudden they don't respond or take a long time to respond.
I was texting this beezy about the concert and then she went calicub on me.
Calicub by lostangel802001 April 2, 2011
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calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.
Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."
calcubation by pfflian314 October 8, 2011
The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know
"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"
Caliub by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

Calcubating

Verb: The act of ones self pleasurement in the form of entering equations into ones graphing calculator.
Man, we spent all hour calcubating in math! my fingers are raw!
Calcubating by OverLordL December 2, 2011

Cali Cub 

A young hot blonde California girl working her hot ass off at the club
Me and my boys are on the prowl for some "Cali Cubs" at the Palms tonight - l
Cali Cub by 77 RGF October 3, 2007

Calcuboner 

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators
the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem

calicuts 

Shoes that faggot skateboard wannabes wear.
"Look at the poser wearing those calicuts, im gonna kick him in the nuts"
calicuts by sonny bags October 5, 2007
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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