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A small baby cow that loves to schmash it out. They are often found in their natural habitat grazing on Totinos Pizza Rolls and Power Bars. Calfrins, otherwise known as SBC's, are easily distinguised by their hickory smoked bacon and Victoria Secret pheromones.
1. Knee-deep in Modern Warfare 2, Calfrin was distracting me with her wonderful bacon aroma.

2. Calfrin was starving because Darin ate the last of the Pizza Rolls.
Calfrin by Tom Marvolo Ridd February 3, 2010
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The short hand word for the girl name "Catherine". It is used by many other girls and peers. Excellent short-hand version instead of typing the full name.
"Catherine, may I call you Cafrin instead?"

Cafrin forgot the bring the tickets for her friends.

My best friend is Cafrin.
genetically modifying animals at a young age
why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!
calfing by GIjones July 3, 2016

Calorine 

-Yo Look There's Calorine!
-You mean Caroline?
-Yeah
Calorine by Tofee January 13, 2021

Brown calfing 

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.
Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.
Brown calfing by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015
To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.
Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!
Calfing by TeamMP February 28, 2011

calftinate 

when a male or female finds pleasure in playing with their calf.
Frank was bored so he decided to calftinate
calftinate by Sprinkle sparkle September 16, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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