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Caldwell Idaho

A mid-size town in south western Idaho. 30 minutes outside of Boise and one of the best places in the world to raise a family. Full of Mormons and Mexicans, but also home to some very friendly folk. clean air and a beautiful view of the mountains. CALIFORNIA STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CALDWELL!!!
"Man Caldwell Idaho is so fucking awesome"

"Hey did you hear that kid down the street is from California"

"There goes the neighborhood."
Caldwell Idaho by HumSpud April 4, 2009
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Caldwell, Idaho 

Shitty little meth town in the slave wage state.
"They're paying me four fucking dollars an hour. FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR!"

"Caldwell, Idaho, meth port of the American northwest."

Caldwell, Idaho 

A sh*tty little town. Can you say, "ghetto?" Yeah, I'd say so myself. Home of the Caldwell Cougars, yes they're ALL ashamed.
You WON'T find your next professional athelete, music artist, celebrity etc. here in Caldwell.
The population is "BEANER." Everyone is so ghetto (and not in the cool way), or just straight up beaner (there is NO cool way for Beaner... Sorry).
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South America

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Pathetic people in Caldwell, Idaho

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026