Calculatee
It's not about the calculator, it is about the calculatee
Calculatee by calculatorer October 20, 2025
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Congressional Calculator
The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Calculatrix
noun.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!
Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009
Sicilian calculator
Sicilian calculator by blackrazr November 2, 2006
Calculating bitch
Calculating bitch by Stan0033 May 6, 2018
according to my calculations
"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"
according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015
Calculated
When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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