Calculatee

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An individual who uses a calculator or carries out a calculation through using a calculator.

It's not about the calculator, it is about the calculatee

Calculatee by calculatorer October 20, 2025

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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

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Calculatrix

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!

Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009

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Sicilian calculator

Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.

Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.

Sicilian calculator by blackrazr November 2, 2006

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Calculating bitch

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.

Damn calculating bitch.... She set me up

Calculating bitch by Stan0033 May 6, 2018

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according to my calculations

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

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Calculated

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018