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calçao

A rare name from Portugal that is common to a guy with a giant cock
O Calçao tem ganda pixota
by Calçao September 28, 2019
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Dark Cacao Cookie

One Of The 5 Ancients In The Story Of The Game Cookie Run Kingdom, And the Ruler Over The Black Citadel. According To Caramel Arrow Cookie, One Of The Many Warriors Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom, "His Majesty May Seem Cold, But He Means Well." I Guess You Could Say He Is Quick To Lose His Temper. He Is Also The Father Of Dark Choco Cookie.

Spoilers Ahead

As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
Pomegranate Cookie Walked Up Behind Dark Choco Cookie. "Enough With This Touching Family Reunion. I Can’t Take It Anymore." Immediately, Pomegranate Cookie Trapped Dark Cacao Cookie In Her Mirror Magic, In Hope To Incapacitate

Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"

Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.

(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)
by emperorbelos April 8, 2022
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Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
by i like fritos December 21, 2010
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calcos

California slang term, means "shoes," specifically "dress shoes."

Variation from Spanish word: calzado, meaning shoes or shoe wear.
"I'm going to the dance tonight and I'll be wearing my new calcos along with my new suit."
by Nando A. March 10, 2007
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Cacao

A safe word used by odd couples in Portland. Try to avoid over-usage.
Woman: I still want to try things.

Guy: Okay.

Woman: And I still love you.

Guy: Okay.

Guy tries to get close and... CACAO!
by Somegirlfromportland June 18, 2011
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Calcohol

The act of somewhat studying for a calculus final, while killing brews you cant bring home.
Wanna study some calcohol?
..Yeah
by RReinold June 2, 2011
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cacao oasis

The words in Taeyong from nct 127's line (at around 2:05) where he says "I'll take you to cacao oasis"

It means "When you think its a general sexual innuendo so you look it up on urban dictionary to see if it really is and it turns out it's just a creative set of words chosen for the song Whiplash"

(Listen to this song btw stan nct if you like talent xx)
Person 1: "Hey there i'll take you to cacao oasis if you would let me ;)"
Person 2: "I don't have a fucking clue what you just said but im sure its something sexual and innapropriate so no thanks"
Person 1: "No dude look it up on Urban Dictionary, its cool"
Person 2: "Oh yeah... well lets go!"
by luckymyeon June 14, 2017
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