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A rare name from Portugal that is common to a guy with a giant cock
O Calçao tem ganda pixota
calçao by Calçao September 28, 2019
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Dark Cacao Cookie 

One Of The 5 Ancients In The Story Of The Game Cookie Run Kingdom, And the Ruler Over The Black Citadel. According To Caramel Arrow Cookie, One Of The Many Warriors Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom, "His Majesty May Seem Cold, But He Means Well." I Guess You Could Say He Is Quick To Lose His Temper. He Is Also The Father Of Dark Choco Cookie.

Spoilers Ahead

As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
Pomegranate Cookie Walked Up Behind Dark Choco Cookie. "Enough With This Touching Family Reunion. I Can’t Take It Anymore." Immediately, Pomegranate Cookie Trapped Dark Cacao Cookie In Her Mirror Magic, In Hope To Incapacitate

Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"

Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.

(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010
California slang term, means "shoes," specifically "dress shoes."

Variation from Spanish word: calzado, meaning shoes or shoe wear.
"I'm going to the dance tonight and I'll be wearing my new calcos along with my new suit."
calcos by Nando A. March 10, 2007
A safe word used by odd couples in Portland. Try to avoid over-usage.
Woman: I still want to try things.

Guy: Okay.

Woman: And I still love you.

Guy: Okay.

Guy tries to get close and... CACAO!
Cacao by Somegirlfromportland June 18, 2011
The act of somewhat studying for a calculus final, while killing brews you cant bring home.
Wanna study some calcohol?
..Yeah
Calcohol by RReinold June 2, 2011

cacao oasis 

The words in Taeyong from nct 127's line (at around 2:05) where he says "I'll take you to cacao oasis"

It means "When you think its a general sexual innuendo so you look it up on urban dictionary to see if it really is and it turns out it's just a creative set of words chosen for the song Whiplash"

(Listen to this song btw stan nct if you like talent xx)
Person 1: "Hey there i'll take you to cacao oasis if you would let me ;)"
Person 2: "I don't have a fucking clue what you just said but im sure its something sexual and innapropriate so no thanks"
Person 1: "No dude look it up on Urban Dictionary, its cool"
Person 2: "Oh yeah... well lets go!"
cacao oasis by luckymyeon June 14, 2017
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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