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A loving mom not be confused with a sock. She is all your moms and is my mom so eat my left foot
Heyyyyyyy calzino
Calzino by Ayanna b November 14, 2016
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A person of half Cambodian, half Filipino descent. CAMBINO
Are you Cambodian or Filipino ? I'm Cambino.
cambino by SEAN CADU March 10, 2019
The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.
calminous by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008
Calvino is a God he is very funny and he is very smart he doesnt take shit from no won he's shy when he meets new people he is great with the ladies
Omg I just met this guy Calvin but everyone calls him calvino he must be a god
calvino by Vaper god May 15, 2018
Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.
The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.
calminous by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008

Calvino sesh

The name of a session in which the chaps gather to binge on carbonated drinks, usually riddled with extraordinary amounts of caffeine. Activities to take place on a calvino sesh may include; pegging it round the local park at 4am, refusing to sleep, aimlessly gaming on almost every single game on the hosts console, eating horrifically cheap and super tasty sugary snacks, etc.
Last night's Calvino Sesh was an absolute insanity, aye, chaps!?
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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