Calatical 

When you get 4 or more people in one or more shots with an LMG in call of duty

"OMG BRO I JUST GOT A CALATICAL!!"

Calatical by Massive Dyslexic November 1, 2023

Calorically Challenged 

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

Calorically Challenged by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

clitical hit 

The final act leading into female orgasm. Usually involves taking double damage and combo moves.

Chris shifts into wooden spoon and readies fury thrusts.
Clitical hit! Caren takes 9999 damage.

clitical hit by Skudmuffin January 3, 2010

clitically acclaimed

To use a technique that gets women really turned on ie gives them clit induced orgasm.

Nerd: man she keeps complaining tht i can make her cum...wtf do i do?

Wulkure: Honestly, give her atleast an hour of tongue action, it works!! Clitically acclaimed bro!

clitically acclaimed by horneyDEAMON November 20, 2009

Clartical eejit 

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity

Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit

Clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

clitical 

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.

I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!

clitical by ismirth July 2, 2007

clitical acclaim 

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.

Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."

clitical acclaim by californialuv January 31, 2014