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Calamitous

involved with disaster, chaos and catastrophe
The collapse of the huge shopping mal; was utterly calamitous.
by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021
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Down Calamitous

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
by epic135 October 19, 2021
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Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
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Calaminos

Describes the feeling of walking on eggs
Shit ,dude! Im feeling pretty calaminos right now!
by Skiniski November 19, 2017
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Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas - final boss of Terraria calamity mod and hardest one.
To spawn you will use Eye of Extinction (craft: Eye of Desolation x1, Auric Tesla Bar x5)
When you spawn her you should be praying....
Good player: I finaly complete Supreme Calamitas
Newbie: WHAT?!?! But its unreal
by ABYS5ECHO April 13, 2020
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Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas is a bullethell superboss from the Calamity Mod from Terraria,it is the hardest boss as of now.
Each of her bullethell phases take only 15 seconds. Also she cannot be butchered and if you use a weapon that deals more than 10% of her hp she will only drop potions without the rest of the loot forcing you to do it legit.(in older versions if you got hit 10 times you would die no mather what was your hp)
Guy 1: Yo dude i just beat Supreme Calamitas,it was extremly hard.
Guy 2: I know bro shes crazy!
by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019
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Calamitas

CALAMITAS FFUUCCKKIINNGG KILLED ME AGAIN
by I hat calmitaa March 22, 2021
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