calamatious

anything you want it to mean as long as it’s in the right sentence.

you’re being so calamatious today.

that house is calamatious.

by lilyswords February 12, 2022

clamacious

Having the type, or quality of being clam (clam the animal)

"This food I ate is very clamacious," she said "tastes like a clam."

by clamacious (notanoobarelicYT) October 21, 2019

Down Calamitous

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.

Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*

by epic135 October 19, 2021

Calamaties

Gay cross country tendencies

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys

by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019

Calamitous

involved with disaster, chaos and catastrophe

The collapse of the huge shopping mal; was utterly calamitous.

by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025