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Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.
"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"
Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

anal catastrophe 

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.
Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

california catastrophe 

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.
Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

Lillie Catastrophe 

New York city deathrocker, and vocalist and bass player for the band Glass Doll. He frequently appears on stage in women's clothing, and has a rather fey attitude. His age is unknown to most, but he appears to be appr. 19.

His race and gender are usually indeterminate, but the author knows for a fact he's male, and Asian, Jewish, and Peurto-Rican (along with some other various things)

Currently he's dating New York glam punk makeup artist Madeira Darling. Together they form Catastrophe/Darling, the snazzily dressed new york goth scene's answer to Paris and Nicole... except you know... dating.
"Yo, I saw Lillie Catastrophe over at Trash bar last night... the bartender was totally hitting on him."
Lillie Catastrophe by MissXanthe October 27, 2007

Sophomore Catastrophe 

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.
"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."

Colombian Catastrophe 

Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.
Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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