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Augustus Julius Caesar

Mr. Emperor Sir!! - Sarge

A thing sarge cannot stop saying to Augustus Julius Caesar

Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.
Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....
Cesar Augustus by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

Caesarï Augustus 

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.
-On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?
+Caesarï Augustus.
Caesarï Augustus by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021

Caesarï Augustus 

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.
-On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?
+Caesarï Augustus.
Caesarï Augustus by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021

Caesarï Augustus 

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.
-On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?
+Caesarï Augustus.
Caesarï Augustus by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021

Caesarï Augustus 

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.
-On a scale of one to 1 to Elton John, how gay are you?
+ Caesarï Augustus
Caesarï Augustus by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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