Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Base word: "Cactus" + "-ar" becomes " Cactuar "

Cactaur does not exist
Cactaur by FailureToSpell September 12, 2009
Related Words
A humorous enemy character in later episodes of the "Final Fantasy" series of role-playing video games. It resembles a cactus with branches serving as arms and legs protruding at right angles, and three dots/holes forming a crude face. Agile and possessing machine-gun-like needle attacks, these things can be a pain in the ass if you don't know what you're doing.
"Dammit, my party got killed by cactuars again."
cactuar by Lulu's left nipple October 2, 2003
A cactus with two eyes that watches me from the kitchen window.
"Mum, the cactuar is staring at me again"
cactuar by who wants to know? March 6, 2005
cactuars are fiends who lived all over spira, terrorizing people and playing jokes all the time. When everyone thought they will have to fear forever, Lord Zukon appeared and catch all the cactuars and put them over the thunder plains. After that, he imprisoned onto stones, enforced them to suffer with every thunder, forever. Some of them live on Bikanel Island. In ff8 you can find a Big cactuar called cactilio as a force guardian.
(sorry 4 my english, I speak spanish;) )
Before becoming a grand summoner, Lord Zukon assigned the symbol of _ *Square* to them, making them prisioners of their stones, until someone pray to them and do a square.
cactuar by juan esteban diaz December 31, 2003
(n) a mexican who stays out in the desert for too long.
would ya look at that cactuar trying to get past the border patrol!
cactuar by el cactuaro August 4, 2004
A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka
Gimme a swig of cactuar!
cactuar by Jesse July 26, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Load more