cacturne 

a pokemon that has spikes on it

"i'm sippin' something green that i spiked like a cacturne"

cacturne by dexterstarbust April 16, 2023

Cactusness 

The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).

Lyn's reply was rather laconic, given the severity of her cactusness.

Cactusness by AustralianWomenPilots October 7, 2020