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Asking “Have you a brought the ‘cack sacks’ ?”, when setting out on a dog walk.

Sack My Cack 

1: A more elegant term used in place of "Suck my cock".
2: The way an angry Bostonian man, one that probably doesn't respect women, would ask for fellatio.
Eey baybee be a darlin and sack my cack while I watch the Red Sax.
Sack My Cack by Hand Jacks June 24, 2015

cocksmacker 

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.
Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!
cocksmacker by Nick October 16, 2003

cracksmacker 

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.
Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!
cracksmacker by j-diz January 6, 2008

cocksmack 

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline
"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"
cocksmack by Elliot May 31, 2005

cocksmack 

When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.
Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box
cocksmack by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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