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Cracksmack 

To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.
"Scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you cunt!" Jim said as he gave Margarette one good cracksmack across the face.
Cracksmack by SignorFabion2 November 1, 2008
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Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown 

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other
Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

crackaback 

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.
He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please.
crackaback by karteler July 19, 2014

crackaback 

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.
He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please
crackaback by karteler July 19, 2014

Crackback 

When a melted puddle of crystal meth in the heated pipe cools down, returning to a solid state.
"Once the crystallized methamphetamine cools after being heated in/on a pipe/foil; it will crackback into a solid state of matter."
Crackback by LSDingo March 30, 2017

Cracksnackler 

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler
Cracksnackler by Davedale August 6, 2019

Crackalackin' 

Coined by hip hoppers and urbanites alike, this term is often referred to as a snoopism though its origins are unknown. It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in response.
Yo, what's crackalackin'!?

How's it crackalating'?
Crackalackin' by 3m3rson April 1, 2004