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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

Urination Coronation 

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.
Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.
Urination Coronation by levahan December 7, 2009

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?
Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Coronation 

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
Coronation by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.
For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".