Going to work intoxicated or hungover. Term coined after Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 BAC the night before a game during the 2009 pennant race.
I know it's a work night but i'm still going to pull a Cabrera.
by basementcuts October 07, 2009
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A servant to the master devil of the world. She is an advocate from Spain that has set out to make students suffer and cry on a daily basis. She forces every one within 27 feet of her to talk and reply in the wicked language of Spanish.

Since she is so scary, we have come up with some key points to help you succeed when you face her:

Tell her you didn't do your homework and you're orgulloso (we don't know what orgulloso means but she smiles whenever she hears it, so it must be a compliment)
Don't take any notes. She likes it when you tell her it's all in your head.
Randomly get up during class, and draw the sine curve. She loves Geometry.
Take pictures of her in the class when her face gets red. She is a fan of photography too.

Oh, one more thing, every Spanish word and article is gonna be on the IB Test. Good luck

Also her favorite students are Pepe, Mario, Tico, Nicolas, Rico, and Andres
Student 1: I didn't do my homework
Cabrera: Are you proud senor/senorita?

Student 2: I did my homework
Cabrera: TODO?
Student 2: Yea...
Cabrera: Arbol? De Navidad?
Student 2: ermm..no
Cabrera: Vamos a ver... *death glare*

Cabrera: What is the past perfect subjunctive of the ustedes form of the verb desparangaricutirimizar?
Student: good one
Cabrera: Where were you in Spanish one, tho, zree?
Student: Not in your class obvii
Cabrera: iz ti-em senor/a

Student: Umm can you sign this field trip permission slip for me?
Cabrera: Only if you tell me 5,903,887,432,009 sinonimos para la palabra "slip"
by attahbaby January 26, 2011
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Doing a "Cabrera" is to lose the rag and throw the toys out of your pram when you don't get your own way after trying to manipulate the rules in your favour.

It was first witnessed in late 2009 in Baku, Azerbaijan when a normally placid, intelligent Welsh guy suddenly went ballistic after being told that his opinion of the rules of a certain competition were not exactly in line with the ACTUAL rules that had been set for that competition.
If the resultant explosion of anger, rage and frustration could be harnessed then the World's energy crisis would be solved for at least the next four millennia !!
Gaz : "Dude, your guy has just been disqualified from that competition"

Steve : "I'll bring in my reserve then shall I ?"

Gaz : "No way dude, your guy started and was disqualified"

Steve : "You bunch of f*****g, ars***e sh***ing B**T***S !!!"

Gaz : "Wow dude, you're having like a MONSTER Cabrera !!"
by Baku Goose October 22, 2009
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While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.
"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"
by Tim Moore May 29, 2008
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22 year old acoutic rock/pop artist who has been working at fame since his young teen years. Contrary to what many believe, he released an album around age 17 called Elm St, thus disproving the theory that he only gained fame because of his appearances on the Ashlee Simpson show. His lyrics are often deeper than most think, although you'd have to be a pretty big fan to care. He also enjoys imitating Napoleon Dynamite and just having a fun time on stage...He never fails to make the audience both laugh and "aww" out loud at his concerts.

For those less familiar, he's the hispanic looking(he's actually half Colombian) singer with the big spikey hair. You may have heard his singles "Take It All Away," "True," and "40 Kinds of Sadness" on the radio.
Ryan Cabrera is hard not to love with his to-die-for looks, amazing personality, outlook on life, and unique musical talent and style.
by xDawnx June 07, 2005
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Baseball player in the Marlins organization most famously for his mlb the show card
I hate facing Edward Cabrera in MLB the show with his outlier sinker
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When you are fucking a girl from behind, either in the ass or pussy, and you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it between her butt cheeks. You then grab said cheeks and push them together and apart really fast.
Dude, can I sleep on yer couch? I gave my wife a Melky Cabrera.
by Buster Heighman October 28, 2007
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