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An intelligent, hilarious man. Also, the biggest, baddest son of a bitch on the planet!
CaBreon has 13 Madden NFL championships.
cabreon by CWise_414 January 7, 2018
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carreonize 

an act of filing a complaint against everyone on the Internet and thinking they can get away with it.

taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.
John thought it would be good to carreonize Allan because he was called a douchebag on bash.org
carreonize by starvngartst June 23, 2012

charles carreon 

Someone who doesn't mind hurting lots of people just to spite one person.

In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.
The principal is being a Charles Carreon - he just canceled the prom because a guy wanted to bring his boyfriend to it.

Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.
charles carreon by serena55 July 4, 2012

el cabron 

Spanish equivalent to Jerk, or asshole, except a little bit more harsh. Could also mean " Bad Ass". Comes from the spanish term for Goat(Cabra).
Eres un Cabron Pendejo!
or
Estas bien Cabron buey!
el cabron by Nicanur Bremer September 13, 2005

pinche cabron 

Translated from spanish "fucking ass hole"
That guy just cut me off... Pinche cabron.
pinche cabron by super-adam June 25, 2006

Cabronista 

A person who is a cabron among other cabrons. A family of cabrons have many cabronistas, in the friendly sense. When no one is any better than his or her friend.
My cabronistas and I are going to McDonalds to have pie.
Cabronista by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

Carreon Effect 

The ridicule and scorn caused by a legal threat intended to suppress information.

Named after Charles Carreon, a self-proclaimed "Internet lawyer" who came to Internet infamy by attempting to silence Matthew Inman a.k.a The Oatmeal who had spoken out over another website's copyright infringement and their refusal to take down the infringing material. The complaint led to a charity fundraiser (which Carreon also tried to shut down, without success) and several Internet denizens attacking him via email and phone and hacking his website. Carreon eventually filed a motion of dismissal, ending the case.

Not to be confused with the Streisand Effect.
Whoa, that lawyer totally felt the Carreon Effect when he tried to silence that blogger who complained about his posts being copy pasted.
Carreon Effect by frank1985 July 11, 2012
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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