CUSTARD HEAD 

PEOPLE WHO HAVE RATHER YELLOW HAIR :D

'OMGZ, MY HAIR IS SO BLONDEYELLOW'
'HA, YEH, CUSTARD HEAD'

CUSTARD HEAD by lolageeee August 17, 2009

Custard Head 

A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.

If Johnny's smile was any broader
those "custard heads" on his face would burst into the heavens!

Custard Head by Mel Well February 11, 2004

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

Purple Headed Custard Chucker by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Purple Headed Custard Spitter 

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Purple Headed Custard Spitter by BigVern December 8, 2010

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by chaseathon! September 22, 2003