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CUNTDRUNK 

Rendered dumb, ditzy, and delusional by a sudden proliferation of long awaited Tooky
Tom is so cuntdrunk he prefers shopping with his new girlfriend to watching the game with the boys
CUNTDRUNK by Mattcatt October 17, 2006
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cuntgunk 

spotty white-yellowish, sometimes semi-clear sludge lining the vaginal wall and secreting from the labia minora and majora and sometimes even the clitora.
"is that plaque on your teeth?"

"no, i just sucked the cuntgunk off sally's button."
Used to describe the texture of a type of food, mostly chips. It can be good or bad depending on the context it is used. and when speaking its best to use facial expressions to get your point across.
used in a bad way:
ugh these chips are so contrunky (bad facial expression)
used in a good way:
i love these chips they are so contrunky (pleased facial expression)
contrunky by thepeepeeperson December 30, 2020

cuntruck 

A violent form of scissoring. Two women take a running legs first dive into each other to perform scissoring.
Kay and Sophia finished off the night with some cuntrucking as standard sissoring was not sufficient to quell their colossal appetites for lesbian sex.
cuntruck by buffetraider April 16, 2016

Condrunkful 

Don’t blame me I’m condrunkful
Condrunkful by Ia33 April 4, 2021

Cunttrucking 

The sound that is made when skin slaps against skin during intercourse.
We were going at it so hard you could hear the cunttrucking down the hall.
Cunttrucking by TheScrubCouncil June 24, 2015

cuntersunk

A well used pussy indented by over or hard use
Tommy gave me a hard pounding last night, I ended up Cuntersunk
cuntersunk by Chives2001 September 1, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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