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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
the act of freezing a males sperm in order to make it into an Ice pop
ah here is a cumsicle I made earlier
cumsicle by og cumsicle December 30, 2018

casticle 

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated
Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.
The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.
cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

Chesticles 

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Chesticles by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

cumscicle 

When all your cum on your dick hardens and the your dick looks like a popsicle.
I came so hard last night my dick turned into a cumscicle
cumscicle by jovanthemonkey October 31, 2017