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Dunsticle 

A frigid female so absolutely horrifying in bed that your dick runs cold and flacid. This bitch is so horrible, she conjures up immediate images of what sex with that d-rate snaggle toothed "actress" Kirsten "Kiki" Dunst would be like.
"Fuck Dude. That girl I met at the bar was so hot -- but that dumb bitch turned out to be a total dunsticle in bed."
Dunsticle by BonestormTwins October 7, 2008
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dungcicle 

A frozen piece of turd, preferably found on the grass on a cold Winter's morning, that has a stick poked into it to give the appearance of a tasty brown popsicle.
Lil' Timmy was walking around on the grass in his barefeet on a frozen wet morning when stepped right on a frozen turd. Then he stuck a tree branch in the frozen turd lengthwise to create a tasty dungcicle he intended to enjoy when he got back in the house.
dungcicle by HappyDungston September 30, 2010
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Dynasticles 

Upon striking a male in the testicles that hard that their ancestors even feel it. Thats right even the women. Even if they are only 1% related to that male, all of his ancestors will feel it
Guy 1: OH MY TESTICLES, WHERE DID THIS PAIN COME FROM
Guy 2: You probably just got hit in the dynasticles man. It's no big deal
Guy 1: DAMMIT I HATE THIS, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
*A faint shout is heard in the distance by a women saying "ouch!"
Guy 2: Oh hey, looks like someone is related to you.

Dusticles 

The word refers to the dust that occupies your ball sack after not showering for days. May also refer to a very dumb indiviual from British Columbia who fails at everything except failing.
I got a bad case of dusticles.. I better go shower!

Hey dusticles, quit bein' so fucking stupid and do your homework!
Dusticles by DustyIsFiending April 11, 2009

Dunstable 

Just a small town in North Central Massachusetts. Known for having more cows than people. Combined with Groton for the school district. Although Dunstable supplies all the the athletes to the sports teams. Also known for their gang violence .
Wow Groton-Dunstable your athletic department is great.

Thanks all our athletes come from Dunstable despite being 3 times smaller than Groton
Dunstable by Rushipatel June 25, 2015
A Dell OptiPlex that is full of dust. Most likely from a school or workplace that never cleans their old computers
Damn, that Dell DustiPlex has so much dust inside.
DustiPlex by MrDylanyay August 9, 2018

munsticle 

His munsticle is quite the spectacle.
munsticle by ratratratratratrat April 19, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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