Cumpf
An unexplainable irritation of the chin
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Cumpf
Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.
"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
Cumpf by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
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Cumpf • arubian cumpf • Campfire • Cumfetti • cumfiesta • cumfarter • Cumfeeder • cumfest • campfield • Campfire Facial
ARUBIAN CUMPF
The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.
ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017
arubian cumpf
arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017
cumfarter
1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
cumfortable pants
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face
cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010
Cumfire
Cumfire by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016
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