cumpudge

Excess fat or "pudge" in the waist, thighs, or ass region that is identifiable to a person who's main diet is dick and cum.

Damn, Danielle has some serious cumpudge developing. She seems to gain a pound after each dude she hooks up with.

by Ricky Bobby 1988 February 13, 2018

cumpidgeon

An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.

The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.

by Craig Horny July 16, 2008