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cs go by cs go January 10, 2019
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A game in which I spend more time raging rather than playing...
Me- "Omma Fuckin! Bloody hell? Wait what???? Fuck CS:GO I'm out!"
CS:GO by Fungusm8 June 1, 2016
The worst and best game, when you queue up for a game you're either gonna get cheaters on the opposite team or shit players in your team (or both)

And yet, every time we rage quit...every time we try to quit... we still come back to play..we still come back and buy more skins...cases...
"Hey man wanna play cs-"
"NO"
"why"
"you know i hate cs:go but idk let's play"
"ok"
CS:GO by matt the mf cat October 9, 2020
Acronym for the popular FPS game Counter Strike: Global Offensive

CS:GO is considered to be a highly competative shooter with high skill margins, objective based gameplay, and multinational acclaim.

Two distict gametypes are present within the game: competative (comp) and casual. Competative is filled with high ranking elitists who will verbally backhand you if you so much as fail to clutch a round. Casual is filled with micspammers, autists, Russians, and basically everything that got deadpooled by the CS:GO Community.
friend: Duuude, you wanna play CS:GO tonight?
me: Sorry man, my date's in 15 minutes.
friend: Well that's just enough to play a casual match!

Immediatly engrossed in the game, and forgetting about that pesky date, my friend and I stay up till 6 AM grinding up to Level 3.
CS:GO by seanyboyK November 7, 2015
CS:GO A tactical first person shooter made by Valve. This game consists of using teamwork to complete objectives. Weapon skins are also a key factor in the game. These skins show status, and dedication in the game. This is because some skins are more appealing and attractive than others. Weapon skins can have a price ranging from under a dollar to over 400 dollars. Weapon skins are achieved my opening random skin cases or purchasing them off the steam marketplace.
'Hey, check out my redline!' 'Hah, my Vulcan makes that look like garbage.'

'2 A 3 B'

'ArmedDolphin is a great AWPer.'

'CS:GO is to be taken seriously.'
cs:go by ArmedDolphin February 3, 2015
The most tilting iteration of the most tilting game franchise ever made, Counter-Strike: Global Offense, known as CS:GO by all but the most basic of normies, is one of the few games that will undoubtedly make every player question their own self-worth after the end of every match.

For context, it's one of the few FPS games where camping in a corner with a shotgun is not considered to be a pussy strategy, though you will still get flamed for doing it. Then again, you will also get flamed for using pretty much any gun other than the AK-47 (T) or M4A4 (CT). God help you if you use either of the autosnipers.
"You wanna play CS:GO?"

"Hell no, I have a life!"
CS:GO by SteamShovel November 28, 2020
The game CS:GO is practice for when you eventually snap.
I play CS:GO so I can one-shot some third graders
CS:GO by theangrycat November 12, 2018
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