CRIPSY BOY

A very black boy that looks purple or very cripsy lookin

Boy1: how i look brah
Boy2: you look cripsy boy!!!

by Heyyitzme2427 June 29, 2018

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Crispy boy

A fresh cold beer!

Hey man we got any crispy boys left in the fridge?

by Frodaddy123 January 5, 2020

Crispy Boy

An acne riddled adolescent or pre-teen.

Holy shit is Aaron a Crispy Boy.

by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017

Crispy Boy

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.

1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy

by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 2, 2018