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Crispy boy 

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.
Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.
Crispy boy by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

Crispy Boy 

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light
Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.
Crispy Boy by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Crispy boy 

A fresh cold beer!
Hey man we got any crispy boys left in the fridge?
Crispy boy by Frodaddy123 January 5, 2020

Crispy Boy 

An acne riddled adolescent or pre-teen.
Holy shit is Aaron a Crispy Boy.
Crispy Boy by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017

Crispy Boy 

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.
1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy
Crispy Boy by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 2, 2018
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026