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Crispy boy 

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.
Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.
Crispy boy by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

Crispy Boy 

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light
Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.
Crispy Boy by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Crispy boy 

Hey man we got any crispy boys left in the fridge?
Crispy boy by Frodaddy123 January 5, 2020

Crispy Boy 

Crispy Boy by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017

Crispy Boy 

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.
1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy
Crispy Boy by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 2, 2018