A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.
Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.
A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.
1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."