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Creamy Nutella 

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg
Creamy Beige by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009

Creamy Dreamy

When one ejaculates on another's face while they're sleeping.
"Yo, we should give Cole a creamy dreamy"
"That's a great idea, Kai!"
Creamy Dreamy by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

creamy corn twister 

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.
Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!
creamy corn twister by MSgt September 15, 2013

Creamy wiper 

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
Creamy wiper by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

Creamy Steamer 

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!
Creamy Steamer by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008