creamy creamy

Creamy creamy - the epitome of all of and the answer to everything. If you ain't creamin', you ain't schemin'

'Dayum that ass is creamy creamy'

'Im feeling really creamy creamy right now'

by Rishiud May 16, 2014

Creamy Nutella

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.

John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015

Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.

"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg

by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009

Creamy Dreamy

When one ejaculates on another's face while they're sleeping.

"Yo, we should give Cole a creamy dreamy"
"That's a great idea, Kai!"

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 15, 2013

Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

Creamy Steamer

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008