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cabhan
cabhan by My man finn January 14, 2018
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C.P.A.B.H. • crabhammer • crabhole • ciabhan • cabhaggler • cabhan • Cabhole • chabha • Chabhavs chow mein • Chabhi
crabhammer
The 'crabhammer' is quite simply a sexual maneuver.
1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer
1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer
Guy: so in my dream I give this chick the crabhammer, and then she makes me a bologna sandwich as I jackhammer her while rawhide is playing on my stereo
Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...
Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?
Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...
Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?
crabhammer by LarryVR March 17, 2007
Portuguese Crabhammer
When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.
After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer
Portuguese Crabhammer by NickSuki August 4, 2009
Crabhands
Uncommon masturbation technique in which the masturbator either a) uses both hands in a crab-like manner (thumb is one aspect of pincer, remaining fingers are the other pincer) to induce pleasure by sliding up and down the shaft or b) uses one hand on the dickhead; prevalent in the Mormon community, where young men are left to their own devices on how to jerk it.
"Give me 10 minutes guys."
"Why bra? What's the deal?"
"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)
"Why bra? What's the deal?"
"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)
Crabhands by ColonelClusterfuck October 11, 2011
crabhawk
The CrabHawk is an exciting way of crabbing and fishing at the same time. Using a medium rob/reel combo with strong line, you cast the CrabHawk “out where the BIG ONES lay." Away from all the other people with ring/pots struggling for space and for the same crab. You get out where there's no competition but yourself.
The CrabHawk was designed with the sport fisherman in mind. You'll know when crabs are eating the bait (preferably chicken over fish), because the bait-pole is attached directly to your line. So, when the crab eat or attempt to take the bait, the bait-pole moves, causing action on your rod tip - just like fishing! The CrabHawk automatically opens when it's thrown or when it hits the bottom and it always lands right side up. Nothing like plunking or waiting for time to go by to check the traps/rings to see if you have anything....... you’ll know right away!
One of the greatest things about the CrabHawk is that it's "crab friendly." Unlike snares that rip the legs off when you pull to quick or to hard. It doesn't hurt the crab and you can release the unwanted crab without ever touching them.
The CrabHawk is also perfect for RV’s and boats as it is small (18" X 12") and lightweight. It is easily stored away with much less space used than crab rings, pots and their coils of rope. The CrabHawk is very sanitary and when rinsed after use retains no foul odors.
The CrabHawk was designed with the sport fisherman in mind. You'll know when crabs are eating the bait (preferably chicken over fish), because the bait-pole is attached directly to your line. So, when the crab eat or attempt to take the bait, the bait-pole moves, causing action on your rod tip - just like fishing! The CrabHawk automatically opens when it's thrown or when it hits the bottom and it always lands right side up. Nothing like plunking or waiting for time to go by to check the traps/rings to see if you have anything....... you’ll know right away!
One of the greatest things about the CrabHawk is that it's "crab friendly." Unlike snares that rip the legs off when you pull to quick or to hard. It doesn't hurt the crab and you can release the unwanted crab without ever touching them.
The CrabHawk is also perfect for RV’s and boats as it is small (18" X 12") and lightweight. It is easily stored away with much less space used than crab rings, pots and their coils of rope. The CrabHawk is very sanitary and when rinsed after use retains no foul odors.
crabhawk by Steven DeMars January 6, 2008
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