Cool people tell you their names. They send selfies to show you their coolness. They can connect pictures and clues.
If you can't do that, you're not a cool people
Mels: Vo you piece of shit, send me a selfie
Vo: No I can't and I'm not actually called Vo, but I won't tell you my real name Mels: yeah, you're not a cool people at all
CPP (Cool People Party) referring to the act of defecating. CPP was founded during group defecation in dorm hall bathrooms. The party refers to a group of people pooping in the same vicinity.
After I had all that Chinese food last night, I had a CPP-Cool People Party in the morning!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.