Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
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Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
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The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020
Get the Cockwombling thundercunt mug.(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
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Get the Cockwomble mug.The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013
Get the Cockgobbler mug.Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
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