CLOAKBOMB
When you pinch your foreskin shut and proceed to fill it with urine untill the moment it bursts; hopefully in a females face.
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Cockbomb
An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.
"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."
"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."
"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."
Cockbomb
"cockbomb"
(american) n.
1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.
2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.
3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.
The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.
(american) n.
1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.
2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.
3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.
The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.
1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!
2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?
3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?
2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?
3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?
Cockbomb by Botendaddy February 17, 2009
Cockbomb
The act of diving upon a naked woman cock-first aiming for insertion whilst roaring the phrase "COCKBOMB"
"Did a Cockbomb on this girl last night!"
"How did it go?"
"Perfect aim, SHE LOVED IT"
or
"I missed and my knob snapped..."
"How did it go?"
"Perfect aim, SHE LOVED IT"
or
"I missed and my knob snapped..."
corkbomb
When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.
I shouldn't have drunk all of that suspicious looking camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.
cockbomb
adj.
1.) Used to describe the udder stupidity of others while in public by blurting it out as loud as you can.
2.) Used as a substitute for any adjective. Primarily in place of the words "making/make/made love."
3.) Used as a substitute for any noun. Particularly "Love Honey"
1.) Used to describe the udder stupidity of others while in public by blurting it out as loud as you can.
2.) Used as a substitute for any adjective. Primarily in place of the words "making/make/made love."
3.) Used as a substitute for any noun. Particularly "Love Honey"
1.) *Spots a group of annoying people talking loudly in a restaurant*
"COCKBOMB!"
2.) I'd cockbomb the hell out of that chick.
3.) I cockbombed all over her face.
"COCKBOMB!"
2.) I'd cockbomb the hell out of that chick.
3.) I cockbombed all over her face.
cloakboy
a person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time. ledgend says he camped for actors in a gay porno and he wrestled them when he got too turned on to keep camping.
Guy 1: Hey, are you ready for wrestling practice?
Guy 2: I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Oh, my mistake, i thought u were cloakboy; the person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time.
Guy 2: Nope. I am not cloakboy/a wrestler.
Guy 2: I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Oh, my mistake, i thought u were cloakboy; the person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time.
Guy 2: Nope. I am not cloakboy/a wrestler.
cloakboy by non wrestler April 13, 2005