CLAPOC
CLAPOC by pi_teacher May 27, 2006
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carmelo capocasale
A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.
carmelo capocasale by Awkwardpotatopotato October 12, 2016
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CLAPOC • crapocalypse • *clapclap* • Capocantiere • capocon • chapocel • CLAMOCRACY • clapacity • clapcan • Clapck
crapocalipse
The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.
Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"
crapocalipse by Il Dani March 1, 2014
Cupertino Clapchat
A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.
Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Cupertino Clapchat by ppboi1020 January 26, 2021
crapocracy
The corporation I work for is a crapocracy.
crapocracy by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017
Clapck
The sound heard when a man's ball sack smacks against a girl's pussy or taint area while he fucks her in the anus. The harder the penetration the louder the clapck. As well as the looser his testicles are, the better the sound effect.
Clapck by t0nydehtigeh October 13, 2010
crapocalypse
If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.
crapocalypse by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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