CLALP

The word you use, often in text messaging, when you want to call your friends but you're to excited so you misspell it.

"Want to clalp?"

by thatcheergirl April 17, 2020

Clap a nigga

A slang used to delineate the act of eliminating an African American individual by the means of a fatal gunshot.

Man, ya'll gon make me clap a nigga.

by mr.murda-in-da-hood June 10, 2021

calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

Boob clap

The clapping of a woman's boobs when you're having sex with her while standing and her slightly bent over. As if they are applauding the performance. Size does matter. A good mirror can only help.

Her "boob clap"applauded as if the show ended.

by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

Clap and a Half

A term from the popular YouTube livestreaming show, GTLive. MatPat, one of the two hosts of the show, has explained that it originated from his 7th grade teacher who would give her students a clap and a half as a form of ridicule. MatPat has since adopted the gesture as a sign of appreciation towards the GTLive audience.

Hey guys it's my first stream. Could I get a clap and a half? #GTLive

by Live Laugh Love GTLive June 24, 2017

shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011