CLALP
The word you use, often in text messaging, when you want to call your friends but you're to excited so you misspell it.
"Want to clalp?"
CLALP by thatcheergirl April 17, 2020
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Clap a nigga
A slang used to delineate the act of eliminating an African American individual by the means of a fatal gunshot.
Clap a nigga by mr.murda-in-da-hood June 10, 2021
Boob clap
The clapping of a woman's boobs when you're having sex with her while standing and her slightly bent over. As if they are applauding the performance. Size does matter. A good mirror can only help.
Boob clap by Caveman100 May 17, 2014
Clap and a Half
A term from the popular YouTube livestreaming show, GTLive. MatPat, one of the two hosts of the show, has explained that it originated from his 7th grade teacher who would give her students a clap and a half as a form of ridicule. MatPat has since adopted the gesture as a sign of appreciation towards the GTLive audience.
Clap and a Half by Live Laugh Love GTLive June 24, 2017
shit in my hands and clap
Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
shit in my hands and clap by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
Clampt Chowder
A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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