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Bob got a crazy new haircut and asked me what I thought. I could have told him it was great, but as a friend, I had to tell him it looked terrible. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but I had to CIAISI.
CIAISI by DirkDaring99 January 27, 2023
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Craisian 

Crazy person of asian decent. Usually found in large groups,causing car accidents, or doing funny exercises in public.
Did you see that! that Craisian just put on his right turn signal and went left!
Craisian by mezkicksass December 13, 2007
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CIAISI craisin caision Caisi Caisie caisin Caisip caisius Citisized claisin
n. a sweetened, dried cranberry (unrelated to raisins)
Hot damn, these craisins are HELLA good. Thank goodness for Ocean Spray.
craisin by stellino September 4, 2003
Craisis, proper noun, the alias of a specific computer geek know for server administration, the true example of a hacker, and illustrates the difference between hacker and cracker.
wow, your skills are like craisis's
craisis by David Stearns January 24, 2005
a clit that has gone without being sexually stimulated for so long that it is shriveled, like a raisin.
"Man, I haven't hooked up with anyone in sooo long. my claisin could use some action."
claisin by qatx January 25, 2009
Dipping one or both testicles into your girlfriend's vagina while she's on her period resulting in said balls getting covered in blood so they look like big red raisins or Craisins.
"Dude I'm hungry."

"You want some of the Craisins I made with my girlfriend last night."

"Yeah, sure...wait."
Craisin by Ginormoz January 13, 2010
A Caisip is a sex act when one puts his/her toes in a person's anus
"Hey bro! I totally gave that chic a Caisip."

"Bro that's lit!
Caisip by Dirty Dominic June 7, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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