Cass·I·us·ing
kash-ee-uhs-ing
-Verb: To Cassius a claim, cassiusing a set
1. A form of hyperventilation pertaining to the method used as originally by Cassius Edwards of Toronto. The individual stands parallel against the wall; bends their torso at an angle perpendicular to the wall and proceeding to hyperventilate as fast as they can until they feel faint. They then stand vertically again, constrict their trachea with their hands and hold both their breath and throat until they are faint.
2. Holding a bong toke really fucking long because it is kif or your last little bit of that fiyah bundem kush
Cassius : Kelson wanna get highwithout drugs?
Kelson : yo bwoiiiiiiiiiiiii i wanna get LITARDED
Cassius begins shaking on the floor in a seizure-like manner
Dan: What are you gonna do?
me: I'm cassiusing this last bowl to make it last me longer
An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the popular kids as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.
Damn... I wish I could be friends with Cassius... But I also wish that I were eating tacos on a motorcycle... I will always try, but will never be him.
A Cassius is an all round wonderful person. Popular, but not too popular; good at sport; smart AND good looking. Girls (or boys) most of the time adore him. He is neither an introvert or extrovert and can get quite fiery. He will always understand and be there for you. If you are close to a Cassius or Cassius type you should consider yourself lucky, but don't get to close to him because he falls in love with ease.