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Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating
Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.
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chilaxing 

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.
Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.
chilaxing by Ashley March 28, 2005

chilaxin 

chillin and relaxin
"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"
chilaxin by Stephen June 6, 2003
to chill out and relax and refer to the figure skating term triple axel all at once.
Tom needed to chilaxel after getting all stressed out about Michelle Kwan losing the Olympics.
combined from chilling and relaxing. slang in the hood when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
i'm just chilaxing with some purple cush and my forty
chilax by good for nothing December 5, 2002
To be calm, can also mean that you are in a state of relaxation.
"What you doing tonight"
"Man I'm just chilaxin at the crib tonight"

"I'm about to kick his ass"
"Naw man it ain't even worth all that,just chilax"
CHILAX by Brittany Ervin June 29, 2006