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Chilaxivaprocrasturbate

The activation of chilling and relaxing, while procrastinating by masturbating
Josh: Hey, want to come over after school?

Chase: Sorry, I have to chilaxivaprocrasturbate for my test tomorrow.
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chilaxing 

To chill and to relax at the EXACT same time. Nifty, I know.
Tim, Steve, I chilaxed with our monkeys while we watched a chick flick.
chilaxing by Ashley March 28, 2005

chilaxin 

chillin and relaxin
"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"
chilaxin by Stephen June 6, 2003
to chill out and relax and refer to the figure skating term triple axel all at once.
Tom needed to chilaxel after getting all stressed out about Michelle Kwan losing the Olympics.
combined from chilling and relaxing. slang in the hood when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
i'm just chilaxing with some purple cush and my forty
chilax by good for nothing December 5, 2002
To be calm, can also mean that you are in a state of relaxation.
"What you doing tonight"
"Man I'm just chilaxin at the crib tonight"

"I'm about to kick his ass"
"Naw man it ain't even worth all that,just chilax"
CHILAX by Brittany Ervin June 29, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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