Stephen's definitions

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

Trojan

1)Citizen of Illion(Troy)
2)Computer hacking program
3)Someone who is a double-crosser

"I hacked that Trojan with my new trojan software however it turned out the person who gave it me was a Trojan"

by Stephen April 9, 2004

chilaxin

chillin and relaxin

"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"

by Stephen June 6, 2003

koofey

A koofey is a skully or a beenie cap with holes in it.

The Koofey hat can be found and sold in the streets of New York City with all different colors.

Some New Yorkers use koofey as a joke or insult to some one.

"Im putting you on my koofey list!"

"Off wit ya fucking koofey!" (Off with your head)

Punchline: "Put more holes in your head than a koofey."

by Stephen December 19, 2004

azim

the gteatest personality in this world. Never ever try to compete with him. Master of all.

oh! i think only one in this world is azim

by stephen February 18, 2004

the shit

When a situation or item is incredibly good.

That 68 VW van is the shit!

by stephen September 9, 2003