Stephen's definitions

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

inf

Inf - Short for a infrared beam

Usually in slang terms if some one says that have a inf or inf beam they mean that have a infrared beam on their gun.

He put the red dot on his head...

50 cent - "What you know about AK's and A-R 15's Equipped wit night visions,shell cases,and Inf beams"

by Stephen December 29, 2004

haggot

A male who lives vicariously through the life or lives of a lesbian(s). Like a fag hag, only being male - preferably a gay male. Almost like being a sister to said lesbian(s).

Following the clique nervously, the haggot quickly thought up a witty turn of phrase to keep his lesbian friend amused.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

weejmo

A really dumb dog that is fat.

Holy crap that is a huge weejmo

by Stephen October 27, 2004

Killmarnock

Kilmarnock Is Very Exciting.
Things Always Happen!
Including The Crazy Brick Man And Young Neds Running Rampant.
It Is However NOT A Cardboard Shanty Town

Kilmarnock Town = Good
Kilmarnock FC = PISH

by Stephen October 15, 2004