Stephen's definitions

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

Killmarnock

Kilmarnock Is Very Exciting.
Things Always Happen!
Including The Crazy Brick Man And Young Neds Running Rampant.
It Is However NOT A Cardboard Shanty Town

Kilmarnock Town = Good
Kilmarnock FC = PISH

by Stephen October 15, 2004

iyaayas

"If you ain't ammo, you ain't shit!" used by the ammo folks in the United States Air Force

by stephen January 7, 2003

inf

Inf - Short for a infrared beam

Usually in slang terms if some one says that have a inf or inf beam they mean that have a infrared beam on their gun.

He put the red dot on his head...

50 cent - "What you know about AK's and A-R 15's Equipped wit night visions,shell cases,and Inf beams"

by Stephen December 29, 2004