Stephen's definitions

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

crunk

v. past perfect tense of the infinitive "to crank"; refers to the the ultimate level or the uppermost possibility

adj. - refers a person, place, or thing that is the best, or superior

The club last night was crunk-tight! All the fly honeys were in the hizzy!

by Stephen November 26, 2002

zags

Zags are blunt papers used to roll up some chewy.

"I smoke chewy like a mutha fuckin nut, gotta gram bag get the zags and roll her up" -Andre Nickatina

by Stephen February 21, 2005

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

Trojan

1)Citizen of Illion(Troy)
2)Computer hacking program
3)Someone who is a double-crosser

"I hacked that Trojan with my new trojan software however it turned out the person who gave it me was a Trojan"

by Stephen April 9, 2004

mandingo

male external genitalia

Man, Ludacris got hit in the mandingo while playing at Prospect Park!

by Stephen November 26, 2002

Man Fun

Fun that men can have while together

Karl can have 'man fun' with Lee

by stephen February 4, 2005