Cellotape 

Long strips of sticky stuff used to stick things together, often comes in a role, and u can never find the end, unless you've got one of them little dispenser things.

I can't move! Some one cellotaped me to this stepladder!

Cellotape by Camp_milkman March 8, 2004

Anal Rape Cellotape 

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends

Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!

Anal Rape Cellotape by Danny!!! March 7, 2011

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

sellotape 

sellotape is a long sticky strip of material that you use to to attach things together such as paper, the end of your apple charger to make it not bend, and the mouths of your hostages. it is an extremely dangerous material, and it is not allowed to be used in most institutions. if they find out you've been using it they will stamp down on you, and they will punish you to ensure that the people don't gain any kind of power, as they want to keep you in your place so that they can keep theirs at the top. they want to stamp down on our freedom of creative expression, because they know, essentially, that we will expose them.

whoa there is that sellotape? be careful with that.

i'm going to use this sellotape to strangle all my enemies

sellotape by dirtyprotest101 March 18, 2017

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a Cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Shit and Sellotape 

a last minute/really poor attempt at something that should've been done a long time ago, with three or four times more effort.

ahh mate, the coursework i handed in was such a shit and sellotape effort. i thought the deadline was in a week!!

Shit and Sellotape by wallsawalls January 5, 2009

cellscape 

the act of pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid confrontation.

1) I saw that annoying girl that smells like soup on the street and barely managed to cellscape.

2)Becky:I had to talk to him for like 12 hours!
Betty:Why didn't you just cellscape when you saw him?
Becky:I didn't have my phone on me.
Betty:Lmao, loser

cellscape by E-Money11235 October 8, 2008