cellote 

A synonym for cello, which happens to be the most awesome and sophisticated instrument ever.

I'm off to practice my cellote.

cellote by rockstop May 11, 2008

dat dere celltech

anabolic steroid that turns you into ronnie coleman overnight

massively used on the bodybuilding.com forums

eric: damn dave, how are you benching 300lbs? you were struggling with 100lbs yesterday
dave: dude, i went home and tried this stuff called dat dere celltech. it got me juiced up and now im pumped!
eric: good job dave man! i need to get me some of that!
eric's mom: waw! dave has the muscles now. he can pittb anytime!

dat dere celltech by tund3 January 1, 2009

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

celltech 

Steroids that make you teh bigg3st d00d on earth

Skinny kid: holy crap! how did you get so big!!?!?!
Muscle kid with 25" biceps: i used dat dere celltech

celltech by celltech man February 20, 2008

celloed 

When you're so hung over from limoncello and can't bare to exist.

Man: Have you seen Steph this morning? Looks like she got Celloed last night.

celloed by Modondo May 29, 2017

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a Cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

dat dere celltech

Hardcore illegal anabolic steroid that is commonly abused by The Misk and other underground bodybuilding communities.

Guy 1: bigmane looks swole son!
Guy 2: Yah brah its cuz hes juicin with dat dere celltech
Guy 1: oh I sea

dat dere celltech by iKermit July 7, 2008