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dat dere celltech

anabolic steroid that turns you into ronnie coleman overnight

massively used on the bodybuilding.com forums
eric: damn dave, how are you benching 300lbs? you were struggling with 100lbs yesterday
dave: dude, i went home and tried this stuff called dat dere celltech. it got me juiced up and now im pumped!
eric: good job dave man! i need to get me some of that!
eric's mom: waw! dave has the muscles now. he can pittb anytime!
dat dere celltech by tund3 January 1, 2009
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Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.
Maya is such a cellotato.
Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

celltech 

Steroids that make you teh bigg3st d00d on earth
Skinny kid: holy crap! how did you get so big!!?!?!
Muscle kid with 25" biceps: i used dat dere celltech
celltech by celltech man February 20, 2008
When you're so hung over from limoncello and can't bare to exist.
Man: Have you seen Steph this morning? Looks like she got Celloed last night.
celloed by Modondo May 29, 2017

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.
Maya is such a Cellotato.
Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

dat dere celltech

Hardcore illegal anabolic steroid that is commonly abused by The Misk and other underground bodybuilding communities.
Guy 1: bigmane looks swole son!
Guy 2: Yah brah its cuz hes juicin with dat dere celltech
Guy 1: oh I sea
dat dere celltech by iKermit July 7, 2008
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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