4 definition by wallsawalls

The art of putting cock and balls between your legs so they are hidden/nestled in your gooch area not visable from the front. The dance is the waddling motion that comes from not wanting to re-expose your package. Can also be used to catch out friends when they are entering a room. you owe them a dig if they look at your chicken.

a last minute/really poor attempt at something that should've been done a long time ago, with three or four times more effort.

Putting cock and balls between legs; i.e the chicken dance, then setting pubes on fire. so your general crotch area looks like 'a woman on fire' Usually used as a forfeit in drinking games.

setting the scene;
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning, you wake up with an almightly hangover and whoever you've pulled.
No-matter if shes the hottest girl you've ever seen or the worse you've ever seen you will still have (or at least try to have) sex...because you have 'the hangover hots'