sellotape 

sellotape is a long sticky strip of material that you use to to attach things together such as paper, the end of your apple charger to make it not bend, and the mouths of your hostages. it is an extremely dangerous material, and it is not allowed to be used in most institutions. if they find out you've been using it they will stamp down on you, and they will punish you to ensure that the people don't gain any kind of power, as they want to keep you in your place so that they can keep theirs at the top. they want to stamp down on our freedom of creative expression, because they know, essentially, that we will expose them.

whoa there is that sellotape? be careful with that.

i'm going to use this sellotape to strangle all my enemies

sellotape by dirtyprotest101 March 18, 2017

sellotape 

when you and tour friends stick together

"we stick together like sellotape"

sellotape by thestrangegirl February 5, 2018

Sellotape skittles 

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.

Fancy a game of Sellotape skittles?

Sellotape skittles by Ian Dean December 23, 2007

Shit and Sellotape 

a last minute/really poor attempt at something that should've been done a long time ago, with three or four times more effort.

ahh mate, the coursework i handed in was such a shit and sellotape effort. i thought the deadline was in a week!!

Shit and Sellotape by wallsawalls January 5, 2009

green sellotape 

The urge to throw a bike at a child

i have green sellotape

green sellotape by Frick Off June 17, 2022

shit and sellotape 

n. a half arsed or shabby attempt to perform a task properly.

That Tracy Island you made is shit and sellotape

shit and sellotape by Weldonator February 14, 2007

sellotrap 

The game of Sellotrap (tm) is where stationery and boredom collide.
When a co-worker leaves their desk unattended, it is your job to set up a sticky spider's web of sellotape to ensnare your colleague upon their return. Ideally the web should be almost invisible to the naked eye, although a common way to make the sellotrap work is via distraction. The veteran sellotrap player may use tactics such as alluring screensavers or desktop backgrounds to divert the trapee's attention. WARNING - it is best to keep sellotraps above knee level (especially tripwire sellotraps) in order to avoid injury, death or unwanted lawsuits due to trippage.

Mr Butler: I say, there appears to be something stuck to the top of my balding pate!
Mr McDowall: What splendid fun, my sellotrap hijinks have worked a treat!
Ms Hobbs: You chaps had better get back to work lest your backsides meet my beating stick at speed.

sellotrap by AlvinSimonTheodore January 6, 2008