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When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.
I carmacked this whore last night. She was soo pissed!
carmack by holey-moley January 21, 2009
Words you can keep
a large robust man that scares and intimadates people and at times is known to store crispy creme donuts in his arm pits.
Carmack visited this weekend and messed up the kitchen cookin egg slammers.
Carmack by Juan Hernandez March 14, 2005
A small ass community in Mississippi. 100% white population. Home to the Carmack Fishhouse.Everyone has a truck and a four-wheeler. Awesome. Home to rednecks. Home to Lacey, Lizzi, and Cassie, the only teen girls that live here. The only teenage guys are Sawyer and Jay, and a hoe named Brandon.
"let's go mud riding today around the carmack fishouse "
"be at the fishhouse to meet you in 3 min."
Carmack by countrygirlfromcarmack December 9, 2012

Carmack’ed 

When someone sells you a vehicle, but refuses to provide you with the documentation necessary to register the vehicle.

This term comes from a notorious Missouri car dealer who sold tens of people automobiles but refused to give them the titles because he used them as collateral to secure personal loans.
The guy I bought my truck from really Carmack’ed me! He refuses to send me a bill of sale, and the DMV won’t let me register the truck in my name without it.
Carmack’ed by erica g. February 25, 2021

Carmack's Law 

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.
Carmack's Law by beanercamina July 4, 2021

J. Carmack 

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software
1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games
J. Carmack by X.Legend June 11, 2006

ellie cormack 

amazing person. she brings all the germans to the yard
"that german guy looks hot"
"let me find ellie cormack, she will know who he is"
ellie cormack by midnightblue222 December 4, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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