call me daddy 

used when a certain female is tempted by those with a fatherly nature.

The song 'Wetter' by Twista

(Erika)
I'm callin ya daddy (daddy)
Can you be my daddy (daddy)
I need a daddy (daddy)
Won't you be my daddy (daddy)
Come and make it rain down on me

Yeah, call me daddy

call me daddy by tester010 February 4, 2010

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

fuck me sideways and call me daddy 

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

fuck me sideways and call me daddy by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Smack My taint, n call me daddy 

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

Smack My taint, n call me daddy by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

fuck me up and call me daddy 

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

fuck me up and call me daddy by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020