C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008
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