F.A.C.T 

Face, Ass, Cunt, Titties used for an extremely sexy, hot girl who plays by the rules.

Kylie Leydon, Nicola Simpson

F.A.C.T by Kyal February 28, 2004

F.A.C.T 

F.A.C.T is a term used when you or one of your friends spot a woman/girl with an extreamly large camel toe. F.A.C.T is an acronym for "Fat Ass Camel Toe"

person 1: "omg ashley, look! that girls camel toe is huge!"

person 2: "Now thats a F.A.C.T!"

F.A.C.T by J.garigerez.A September 9, 2009

F.A.C.T 

Used to describe the perfect well presented female, ideal for shagging; good looking face (pretty or horny), good sized (but toned) and well shaped bottom, well defined crutch and of course good sized tits, preferably pert.

Whilst standing at the bar with mates the remark of “Now that’s a F.A.C.T” will be made loudly so alerting or confirming the presents of a female as described above

F.A.C.T by MATT BLACK painter September 6, 2008

F.A.C.T.S. Pact 

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

F.A.C.T.S. Pact by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d 

bitch! “shut the fuck up and come suck this dick”

-lemme c&m in yo mouth😈😈

s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d by Yo mammy 😘 April 6, 2023

C.T.A.F.  

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

C.T.A.F. by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018