C.M.F. 

Cha'mon means come on in Michael Jackson speak.

"Cha'mon mother fucka!!"

C.M.F. by Petay Pan November 24, 2003

C.M.F. 

stands for Chamon (said sha-mon) Mother Fucker. A Phrase used by Michael Jackson

I be Petay Pan, chamon mother fucker!

C.M.F. by 6sic6 August 11, 2003

C.M.F

Crazy Mother Fucker

he is such a C.M.F

C.M.F by Allison May 21, 2003

C.M.F

Country Mother-Fucker.Almost ghetto in nature, also known as a Bama.

Elroy is a C.M.F., he just put spurs on his air-force ones.

C.M.F by T November 22, 2003

C.M.F.M. shoes 

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"

Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!

C.M.F.M. shoes by TLuvly December 30, 2008

C.M.F.A.

Crazy Mother Fucking Asshole

girl to girl: "My ex-boyfriend is a C.M.F.A.!"

C.M.F.A. by urbancb59 June 21, 2010

C.M.F.B. 

An ex-girlfriend: Crazy Mother Fucking Bitch

Bro to Bro: "My ex is a C.M.F.B.!"

C.M.F.B. by urbancb59 June 21, 2010