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stands for Chamon (said sha-mon) Mother Fucker. A Phrase used by Michael Jackson
I be Petay Pan, chamon mother fucker!
C.M.F. by 6sic6 August 11, 2003
Related Words
Crazy Mother Fucker
he is such a C.M.F
C.M.F by Allison May 21, 2003
Country Mother-Fucker.Almost ghetto in nature, also known as a Bama.
Elroy is a C.M.F., he just put spurs on his air-force ones.
C.M.F by T November 22, 2003

C.M.F.M. shoes 

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"
Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!
C.M.F.M. shoes by TLuvly December 30, 2008
girl to girl: "My ex-boyfriend is a C.M.F.A.!"
C.M.F.A. by urbancb59 June 21, 2010

C.M.F.B. 

An ex-girlfriend: Crazy Mother Fucking Bitch
Bro to Bro: "My ex is a C.M.F.B.!"
C.M.F.B. by urbancb59 June 21, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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