C.G.M.F 

an acronym for the term Cum Guzzling Monkey Fucker. a term used to describe one who enjoys the act of gargling semen from various primate species from around the world. this may or may not include the act of indulging in sexual intercourse with sed primates

Micah: i heard Hannah has been gargling something other than mouthwash lately, what a C.G.M.F!

Kyle: I used to think she was really pretty, until i heard she's been plowed by a couple different primates. typical C.G.M.F behavior

Micah: AMEN!

C.G.M.F by Arctic Snowfall May 30, 2011

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 10, 2009

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness

Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I by StupidBoredTeenager December 16, 2022

L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Acronym for: Let me go down on you til you cum on my face

Person 1 “lets fuck”
Person 2 “nah L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F instead”

L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F by Jeanie777 April 27, 2024

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025