petay 

1. a guy who has the BIGGEST COCK in the world and likes to get head and poonanny and some pooty at that,

2. a man who is horny as a mug and wants to see poonanny(VAGINA)

1. Damn, he must be a petay cause i can see his wang from here.

2. He is a petay cause i don't even no him and he grabbed my vagina.

petay by peter March 11, 2005

petay 

The veryyy best person ever and the hottest by far!cant help but love him!wheww<3

DAHAM!thas a petay right thur

petay by me March 10, 2005

petay 

big penis ........................

Wow you have a petay!

petay by boo May 13, 2005

eatey petey

Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.

“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”

“He look like a eatey petey”

“He ate me out like a eatey petey”

eatey petey by HemaEbk March 25, 2019

petan 

Made up by George Ezra, meaning cool, awesome, amazing, or anything you want it to mean

That song is so petan!! Keep your peckers up!

petan by trutru2 April 5, 2015

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

PETA 

An organization that tells others to go vegan.

These pieces of shit don't like it when animals are hurt in any way, but they have killed more than 10000 pets, claiming they were "sick", but they were perfectly healthy.

PETA: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL ANIMALS, WE ARE!!!

PETA by PI55 September 2, 2018